You really coming over, don't trick.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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