I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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