This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
if i can run in heels then i can drive
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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