We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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