I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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