when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
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