no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
There r osticjed everywhere
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
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