Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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