we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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