If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Randomize
