There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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