I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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