Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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