Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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