There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
where am i from again
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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