No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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