it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Randomize
