oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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