i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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