And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
i used baking grease as lip gloss
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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