Don't you send me to vm
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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