were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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