There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
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