doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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