He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
home. puking in laundry basket.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
they call him Oral-B. enough said
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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