You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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