Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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