so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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