Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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