I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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