What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
My vagina just clenched in fear
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