just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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