bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
How external is "for external use only"?
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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