My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
My vagina is very pro this idea
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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