Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I haven't been this sober since birth.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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