I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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