CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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