Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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