the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
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