Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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