yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I believe in your delicious
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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