Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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