How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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