I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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