Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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