wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
