i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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