You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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