I'm drive I can fine osifer
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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