The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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